So, I went to the Mall of America yesterday. I really dislike that place (partially due to a year and a half of employment there), but when looking for a very specific type of ensemble for the most fabulous gay extravaganza of the year, it does the job. Generally, I'd rather thrift, but I knew the chances of finding the right getup within the next month were slim-to-none. Not only did I find my outfit (which I will post after the event) for $12 AND another fabulous dress for $8, but I got these:
The most wonderful slippers in the entire world. $5. Urban Outfitters. I want to wear them forever.